Thursday, June 13, 2013

How to spot a douchebaggacus toolus interneticus

If you're cruising along on a social networking site and happen upon a photo of an attractive person, and your first thought is to comment with a compliment of this caliber:

"This hairy man approves of the presentation of your wildebeest ready body"

You might be a douchebaggacus toolus interneticus.

If, in your little world, this kind of compliment is okay, seek medical help. There is something wrong with you. There is NO WAY 'approves', 'presentation', and 'wildebeest ready' should be in the same sentence purportedly meant as a compliment.

Especially not as a first impression on a virtual stranger.

If you wouldn't say it to a chick in a grocery store without expecting to be kicked in the groin, don't post that shit as a comment on folks' photos.

Christ on a glittery graham cracker. Boundaries people, learn some.

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